My names Brian and I love thick girls yummmm lol jk if you’re fat please proceed to the nearest exit. Thanks for playing. Im going to write a bunch of stuff that probably won’t get read, and I’ll still get the same hey what’s up messages. I love life and love to have fun no matter what I d. The most boring things I find ways to enjoy myself. Be nice to find someone the same way be my partner in crime. I like my coffee black and my girls white. I hate when girls have pics of them and their friends in every picture. Congrats you’re not a shut in. I don’t like playing Where’s Waldo for ten mins only to figure out your friend way the attractive one.

Im one of a kind or so I’m told and a master of exceeding people’s expectations. I think it’s because most people are quick to judge and throw people into a category, but guess what I don’t fit in any. I act dumber then I am and apparently must just look stupid, cause I’m constantly told I never knew you where so smart. I’m a nerd at heart I just hide it very well. I love sports played them all at some point in life and love watching them. So if you’re athletic that’s a plus used to be a gymnast even better 😉. I’m unphotogenic and dislike pictures of myself.

Being outside is gun more people should try it I like to go to parks, mountains, lakes, walk around, and love the beach with a passion. Day or night hot or cold my favorite place to be. Museums are fun so is art and historic buildings. Bars and clubs tons of fun I love to dance I don’t give a finuck. Amusement parks I am that ahole that get off the roller coaster and runs to get back in line again 20-30 times then Im satisfied. I like doing everything and try everything at least once cept being gay, heroin, and crack gotta draw a line somewhere.

Music is stupendous all kinds and no country isn’t music its drunk bytchin. Dubstep, rap, trance, techno, rock, alternative, 80’s music, and the such listen to them all. I love to sing even though I cant sing for shyt if katty perry comes on watch out cause I’m singing away. Sing along with me or get the f out of the car ill give you cab money. I don’t like to read sorry my life's interesting enough I don’t need to escape or get lost in someone elses Im good. I’m sarcastic as hell and joke around a lot. Probably a byproduct of changing schools so much when I was younger. Easiest way to make new friends make them laugh. So ill make a complete a$$ out of myself if I can make someone laugh or just myself. I curse a lot and think its kinda stupid on something that you’re supposed to be over 18 to be on they censor. Their just words, but I guess some of us didn’t learn sticks and stones can break bones but words can’t hurt who knows.

I’m not pc I tend to make racist jokes and say things that I probably shouldn't say. So I don’t like overly serious people and they probably don’t like me so win win there. Pb and fluff is some good stuff lucky charms is an addiction.

I work hard for everything in life that I want and give my all in anything I do. It’s more important to me that the people in my life are happy and okay then myself. I’m selfless which is a rare trait and if I could find someone that give me back half of what I give I’d be satisfied. I’m honest and upfront and don’t bs people. I expect the same and don’t want my a$$ kissed. I can’t stand fake people or the logic behind it. Hmm let me pretend to be everything that this guy or girl wants and then eventually when they get sucked in they wont notice when I start reverting to my real self. Umm ok. You wonder why people always say he or she just changed and started acting different. No shyt cause they were.

I can be serious as I will now demonstrate. I’m on here cause I’m a hopeless romantic. I believe in soul mates and true love. I’m not lonely, don’t lack complete social skills and not just looking for the most attractive person I can tolerate like most the people on here. I go on dates all the time I don’t need this to do that. I’m on here because what I want is rare, and I figure this might increase the odds of finding it. I don’t have any one type and I’m not looking for someone just like me. I want someone that compliments my weaknesses. Someone that will support me and my goals, help me when I struggle and kick my a$$ when I slack off. I want a best friend someone that no matter what we do whether is at a club or sitting in my car in traffic can enjoy every sec of everyday together. I want a total attraction physical, mental, emotional, sexual and any other al there is. So I don’t care how pretty you are if there’s no substance behind it or how nice you are if im just not attracted to you. I have a lot to offer and I expect the same and wont settle for less. I know a lot of guys that bytch about their wife or girlfriend, and it’s like well why did you get married in the first place. I’m picky and it helps me from wasting my time or other peoples. I cant bs or lie to people or fake how I feel. I either give my all to someone or nothing at all. If I find someone I like I put all my focus into that person. I want the one girl that makes the rest not matter at all. Someone that If I see a hot girl I don’t say “man I’d like to fcuk her”, but think man I miss insert name I cant wait to see her. Notebook kind shyt you know.

That’s my book more then enough to make a half intelligent first message to me. If anyone ever make it this far kudos to you and thanks for reading.

I'm skeptical of this whole thing, but I want true love and to find my soulmate. If I have to take chances to find that I will. So hopefully I can find someone on here like me that likes to enjoy life, is honest, loyal, funny, and caring 😃.