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Okay ladies, I am very imperfect. I am 70, so not a spring chicken, I am a little fat, and I had an accident so I
am missing three teeth (so not a perfect smile.
I walk a little slower than when I was 40, have to take viagra or find an alternate way of intimacy as
I don't always like the side effects.
I do have a pension, which will probably double your income if we get married, I burp, I fart, and I make
terrible, silly jokes.
Also I'm not great at languages, so you'll need to learn passable English.
But I can be very romantic, am kind, loving, and willing, providing you pay for half the trip
to come to the Ukraine to see if we can get married, and I will happily live in the Ukraine.
So I've laid out my many imperfections, in all honest, but perhaps there is a kind soul that will consider marrying
me anyway.
The next step is up to you.
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